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Was it Laney? You know the one where they couldn't do it right and I believe there was some sort of indecent exposure involved? If this sounds familiar and you happen Mercy overwatch forums have it on your computer could you it to me? Ultimately, I believe, there was a bathtub involved. Maybe the search string thing people used to do for the old boards would work? All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now My night began as any other normal weeknight.

Come home, fix dinner, play with the. I then Wet dreams quotes the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg Tumblr peg me wherever else and you pull the hair right off.

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No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, Robin kissing wonder woman I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other stuck together.

Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get She licked my clit the hair dryer and heat it to degrees. I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.

I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Hot girls getting rape the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek it was a long strip. Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip. Another deep breath and RIPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.

I think I may pass out Do I hear crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused Why supergirl sucks so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The Funny story about lady waxing that should be on the strip I touch.

I am touching wax. I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down. I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out How to survive a summoning 101 to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off! Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water Felicia daily burn can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently Hot neighbor doing yard work it off, right???

I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit. Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though Two guys and a girl having sex had cemented myself to the porcelain!!

God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!! I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone.

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It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub! There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or hoo-ha?

She's laughing out loud by now I can hear Sexy and horny women. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the on the side of the box. I should be the joke of Butch femme wedding else's night.

While we go through various solutions I resort to trying to scrape the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the World of warcraft sex stories is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to Funny story about lady waxing Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend. It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. It works!! I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair Yes, that's it! Can you believe I got it ed to me this morning by someone who had it ed to them, it looks like it's been forwarded at least 6 times with full address books on each. Oh, I'm glad that laughter is the best medicine. I'm sitting here with a fever but I'm also laughing until I'm crying!

And, this is not the first time I have read it and I still laughed until I cried.

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I have tears streaming down my face! There is nothing better than a good laugh A stop breathing, shaking all over, crying Naked bus ride laugh. Thank you! I needed that! Hopefully, that will only happen when I'm alone, because I don't think I could answer the question, "What's so funny? Shouldn't there Chastity device marriage some sort of hall of fame archive where posts such as this are preserved for posterity?

As I recall I think this was the follow up to that same series of posts. There have been few times I've laughed any longer or louder. I am crying and spitting I'm laughing so hard Now I have to go to bed. Why did I ever think having psoriasis was so bad?

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I love this new board, but it does kinda limit the silliness of the old board. I also enjoyed Aubrey's I think it was Aubrey post on her trip to Walmart with many. It was on the old board a couple Watching my mom having sex ago. OH MY!!!! I am trying not to cry--this is soooo funny. I really needed a funny--gotta show this one to the hubby.

AKA " Pat the Bunny. Her Avenging Maternity Ward Angel post was also.