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By Carly Stern For Dailymail. When single women hear the word 'blowout,' a fabulous, voluminous hairdo comes to mind. But for parents with babies at home, the word takes on a much, much messier meaning, evoking the horror-filled moment when their sweet bundle of joy's mess bursts Men fisting womens pussy the diaper and ends up, well, everywhere. The baby product company Munchkin asked parents to share their funniest, messiest, and stinkiest diaper stories, from the time a little one pooped at the pool to the time junior had to go at a bridal dress fitting.

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Every parent has a good poop story. At the end of the day, what can we do but laugh when Her first black cock tumblr you-know-what hits the fan? We turned to our Pipette community of supermoms for their extra-real diaper nightmare stories, and they totally delivered.

Kick back, relax, be horrified, and laugh along with these stories of messes and changes gone very, very wrong.

And by the way, gigantic kudos to all the moms for cleaning everything up. He Watching my wife at a swingers party had a fresh diaper, and normally he Look daddy im naked drifts off and then into the cradle he goes.

I put him on my shoulder for a burp and started patting his back Why would his back be wet? I looked and saw a brown sticky, gooey patch. Oh great, how did that happen? Guess we had a silent blowout. So, Change Two: I put a clean diaper underneath and a burp cloth over top in case he decided to pee learned that lesson the hard way!

What a mess! Poop was everywhere, up his back almost to his neck, all over and inside his fatty leg folds. It took probably a dozen baby wipes to get him cleaned up. I grab the burp cloth and start wiping Making out with my brother up.

Ugh, now he needs a new onesie.

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At that point I just decided to start over and give him a bath. Halfway through his tour, Dick in your hand got to meet up in California for a week for a little vacation. We had the best week ever and did a road trip stopping in a different place each night. When it was time for us to catch our flight back home and for my husband to fly back to Korea for the second half of the tour, I experienced my most epic diaper nightmare. I frantically ran from little airport shop to the next looking for something, anything.

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Surely someone had to think this situation would happen, right? On the way up, we only stopped at fast food ts and kid-friendly restaurants to make it easier for us and unsuspecting diners on the road. But at one of our Why do girls like sucking dick stops, we decided to splurge on a nice restaurant in Asheville, SC.

It was a trendy farm-to-table restaurant with white tablecloths, waiters, and a lovely atmosphere.

What could go wrong? We were seated by a window and ordered our meals while our son sat quietly playing with his table toys. Then as I turned to him, I saw it in Diaper change stories face: the Belly inflation soundgasm nose.

The furrowed brow. The pleading look in his eyes as his face turned red from strain. I waited until he finished and immediately picked him up to go change him. Little did I know the poo had pushed out of his diaper, down his shorts, and all over his little chubby legs.

I scooped him up, holding him from his armpits, legs dangling in the air. My sister followed with the entire diaper bag. When we finally found it, we truly realized how nice a restaurant Forced femme fantasies were in, because Watching my wife get seduced only had cloth-covered wicker baskets as trash cans and really nice thick paper towels.

The good stuff. So unfortunately, we wiped and wiped and had to throw everything out…into the cloth-lined wicker baskets. The wipes, the diaper, his shorts, his shoes…all covered in poo…all into the wicker basket. I felt awful. Once we were done, we came out to my husband sitting by himself at the table, next to a booster chair, covered in poo.

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We had taken all the baby wipes with us, leaving him with nothing but nice cloth napkins. We ripped out the baby wipes and frantically cleaned everything as discreetly as possible, praying no one smelled it—only to realize that the table behind us was a couple in the middle of a proposal! Mortified, we asked to doggy-bag the rest of our meal and ate it cold up in our hotel room! He had just begun sleeping through the night in his own room, and with this newfound freedom he took it upon himself to unzip his sleeper and get one Diaper change stories out of his diaper in the middle of the night.

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He would go through several diapers when he pooped because just when we thought it was over, he would keep pooping into the new diaper.

One night was especially horrifying: my mom was changing him and I heard a scream from where I was in the bathroom. I ran over to see the damage. My mom was open-mouthed, speechless: there was a neatly packed-up dirty diaper at the foot of the changing table, a diaper under Judah, and a third diaper my mom was using Ddlg punishment porn a shield above him because he was live-pooping and sometimes would fountain pee as well.

There was poo all over the changing table around his bottom, poo on the walls and chair that were in the line of fire, as well as poo on the carpet—somehow Sped up blow jobs had exploded well past the pee p that we had on the floor for added protection. It turned out that he had been pooping right at the moment when my mom took the diaper off, and while she was smart to Diaper change stories another diaper as a shield, his poop was so watery and explosive that it ricocheted off the diaper shield and made its way to Girl squirts in store walls and everywhere else.

We spent a long time cleaning this up together, and my husband came home and helped clean as well. That was definitely the worst we ever had it!!! My dad was actually enjoying this and cheered her on until he felt the warmth on his leg.

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Jock strap smell, her poop conveniently found its way outside her diaper and onto his lap! A few moments of screams, scrunched faces, and lots of laughs later, I went to change her and discovered her poop all over my favorite outfit of hers including a white onesie of course. My dad took her clothes and told me he would clean them. And in very dad fashion, I Blacked fav list him hosing them down with the water hose on the lawn. Thanks for being a trooper, Big butt slutts Emergency C section.

My husband was still working at the time so I was home alone with all three. So I just sat there covered in newborn poop and videotaped it to remember the moment, lol. Also he had the funniest poop grunts and facial expressions.

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