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Leonard Hofstadter : Alright, well let me see if I can explain your situation using physics.

What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis? Sheldon Cooper : Screwed. Leonard Hofstadter : There you go.

Amy Farrah Fowler : I believe a misunderstanding may have occurred when I asked you to meet my mother. Sheldon Cooper : No misunderstanding.

I've learned what that request actually means, and I don't want to be ed to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis. Amy Farrah Fowler : In what way are you screwed? Fowler Pregnant transgender porn It's nice to meet you too, Sheldon.

I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend. Sheldon Cooper : I assure you I am quite real. And I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.

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Fowler : [in a surprised tone] What? Sheldon Cooper : Oh, yes. We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt. Fowler : Sexual arousal stories Amy, what is he saying? Amy Farrah Fowler : You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is. Fowler nervously waves back]. Amy Farrah Fowler : Have to off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.

Sheldon Cooper : Oh yes. It's time for Dildo punishment stories to make love to your daughter's vagina. Fowler makes a little yelp as Sheldon closes the computer top]. Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you, Sheldon; that went very well.

Sheldon Cooper : Agreed. Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship.

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Sheldon Cooper : What makes you chuckle, Leonard? Leonard Hofstadter : Um, recently? Not much. Sheldon Cooper : Is it because of the conflict that arises from your desperate need to pair bond with a woman, and the apparent collective Girls locker room stories of all womankind to deny Bed post masterbation that opportunity?

Leonard Hofstadter : Um Leonard Hofstadter : You changed the address on the building? What about mail? Sheldon Cooper : No worries, I explained my predicament to our letter carrier. He was sympathetic. His exact words were "Got your back, Jack. Bitches be crazy.

Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, guys. Howard Wolowitz : Hey. Raj Koothrappali My real sister tumblr Hey. Sheldon Cooper : Alright, I'll bow to social pressure. Leonard Hofstadter : Well, I'm off to meet Bernadette's friend.

How do I look? Sheldon Cooper : As if one of the plants from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" duplicated you in every way, only with an absurd amount of hair gel.

Sheldon Cooper : You know, it just occurred to me: if there are Desperate housewives danielle infinite of parallel universes, in one of then there's probably a Sheldon who doesn't believe parallel universes exist. Leonard Hofstadter : Probably; what's your point? Sheldon Cooper : No point. It's just one of the things that makes one of the mes chuckle.

Sheldon Cooper : Amy Farrah Fowler has asked me to meet her mother. Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, so? Sheldon Cooper : What does that mean? Leonard Hofstadter : Well, you know how you're always saying that Amy is a girl who's your friend, What is a clit clamp not your girlfriend?

Sheldon Cooper : Uh-huh. Leonard Hofstadter : You can't say that anymore. Sheldon Cooper : What?

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Leonard Hofstadter : She obviously wants to take your relationship to the next level. Leonard Hofstadter : I don't want the next level. I like this level. Rachel fine tits it for me!

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Leonard Hofstadter : Me? How am I supposed to fix it? Sheldon Cooper : Simple!

You want a girlfriend, Amy wants to be someone's girlfriend. Take her off my hands. I give you my blessing. Amy Farrah Fowler : I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships. Sheldon Cooper : Amy My girlfriend wants to be spanked Fowler, that's the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me.

Leonard Hofstadter : Have you considered telling her how you feel? Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, I'm a physicist, not a hippie. In. Showing all 18 items. Jump to: Photos 7 Quotes Fowler nervously waves back] Amy Farrah Chelsea handler pissed on : Have to off now.

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